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Hot Buttered Beaver

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Created on 2013-05-20 10:10:08 (#2020152), last updated 2014-02-18 (178 weeks ago)

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Name:norbert_beaver
Once upon a time there lived a handsome young man. His hair was thick and colourful, and fires danced in his eyes, captivating all who looked into them.

One evening he went to sleep with a window open to feel a breeze upon his skin, but alas - upon awakening the following morn he found his face had been stolen by a magpie during the night.

The young man vowed to hunt down the magpie and retrieve his beauty, but in the meantime he fashioned a temporary face from some Playdoh and them bits of face from a Mr Potato-Head.

I was that young man, and this is my story:

The further adventures of a man who claims to be a beaver.
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